Confidential Letter to Madamji

Madamji,

Namaste.

I am aghast to see how stupid these Indians are. You came all the way from Italy to give to India its RTI act, just like Mohandas Gandhi came all the way from S Africa to give India its independence.

Indians are an ungrateful lot. The very RTI that you gave to them after so many people lost their lives, this Kejriwal fellow has used to malign Jijaji.

Just imagine, Priyankaji is so white, her complexion is so glowing, and she is so pretty, and that should make up for the pedestrian looks of jiju from Moradabad. But these Indian people don't understand. But now he has made a body shody and has rippling biceps and that should more than make up for his rickshawallah looks and his masterly golf strokes should have brought him the class to be worthy of Priyankaji. But the people stupidly don’t think so. They feel he is completely boorish and undeserving of any prosperity and wealth.

But I know how hard Jijaji has worked in the gym to make money, buy and sell land, impress DLF off his own and not due to the family and impel them to lend him a loan which he although will never repay but has since manifold multiplied. The country does not realize his talent. Instead of idolizing him, under the bad influence of Kejriwal, they are criticizing him.

Madamji, you have already told the country, you are aunty of RTI, and even the tiger does not attack billy mausi. But unlike your mother in law badi mummyji, you are good lady, else by now, Kejriwals children would have been orphaned. But let this not be viewed as your weakness. The people are appreciating your restraint against this Kejriwal fellow. For the moment only the party machinery whose weight you are throwing behind damadji, but if protests don't die down like most things in India do, you may have use more powerful tools like the CBI, RAW, Police or just let the Rae Barelli goons to lynch this devil.

I know madamji, when after Durga pooja, you will become avatar of Durgama, and slay this corrupt man who is just after the small land deals that Jiju has done.

I will pray to Durga ma for you.

Yours pathetically subservient child

Vimalendu kumar singh