1.Rules are for fools
2.Footpath or pavement is for squatting, begging, vending or even parking but not walking
3.Red light is red only when a cop is standing, else it is usually safer than green to cross
4.Zebra crossings are not for humans, jaywalking is always safer.
5.Honking is line with musical tradition of India
6.The road dividing line should be taken in the middle of the car
7. Indicator grants the right to change lanes
8. Bigger vehicles have first right to traffic
9.Flat tyres should be changed in the centre or wherever noticed, and not on shoulders
10.Yellow light means accelerate to cross
Excellent!
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